(not) The Chain Smokers want you to pay $125 to see Reece Rideout have fake gay sex dressed as a Superhero.


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I don’t know how to break this down other than the Duo that brought us “#SELFIE”, the most loathsome novelty hit since “Short Dick Man” is back with a surprisingly un-horrible song “Something Just Like This.” The original version is done as a co-performance with Coldplay (whom I can’t listen to anymore because they make me think of Gwyneth Paltrow taking a shit for some reason), but this is the dirty gay parody version. Which… hey, it’s actually pretty cute, so I won’t dump on it.

OK so… the big joke is that The Chainsmokers themselves have nothing to do with this. This is just Reese Rideout and Health and Fitness author singing it themselves… which is again.. surprisingly good and while there’s maybe a touch of auto-tune in there, at least they haven’t done the full Britney version on this.

The video features simulated (we assume) gay sex featuring former Randy Blue star Reese Rideout. Of course all the nasty bits are blocked out with lightning blots and… stuff, but in the comments section of the Youtube video, they link to a “Non-censored version” which you can buy for a whopping $125. Yes, if you haven’t already seen Reese Rideout have gay sex more than enough already, thank you, you can see him naked again.

Here’s a clip if you forget…

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Short Stories About Taking it up the Butt


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Yes, it’s been a while – but I’ve discovered some interesting reading. I have this thing for Chris Hardwick – to me, he’s hilarious. I was introduced to one of his shows, @Midnight – I usually can’t stop laughing. Since the full time job has me in all sorts of weird hours, it’s a staple on the DVR. Anyway, there was one episode where he mentioned this guy, Chuck Tingle, who wrote these odd gay fantasy novels. More like short stories. Anyway, I can’t remember exactly what the context was on the show, but for those of you who haven’t watched, they basically search the interwebs for all sorts of weird, fun, political, strange shit… it varies… and there are three comedians that buzz in and add some sort of whatever to the topic. One show staple is the Hashtag wars… pure gold!

Anyway, back to Chuck. Like I mentioned before, I don’t remember the exact context, but the books were brought up, and somehow this resulted in Chris Hardwick being the subject of one of these Gay Fantasy short stories.

Jump forward to the end of November. I’m getting ready to fly to Chicago for a convention, and was searching for some reading materiel for the kindle. Curiosity totally got the best of me and I was searching Amazon for this book – I found it! And it was only like 2.99 to purchase… I figured, what the hell and bought it. Now on the plane ride, I’m reading this short. And I do mean short… But basically, Chris Hardwick is doing some filming for @midnight, and somehow time freezes, and Chris is taken to the roof of the studio by this “materialization” of his show and takes it up the butt.

Now I’m not sure if I would consider myself a Tignle fan, but I did read one more of his stories – again, it resulted in someone taking some sort of object up the butt. But The Names of these stories are hilarious – With Titles like “Professor T-Rex Teaches Me Gayness” or “Glazed by the Living Donut” They are bound to get a chuckle. Who wouldn’t want to read about Space Raptors fucking Astronauts?


Unicorn Football Squad

Hard for Hardwick

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Naked Body Painting Rorschach Ink Blots.


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Brent Ray Fraser paints himself naked, rolls his boy up against a white wall and paints images that look rather amazing. The full video is 30 minutes long and I have to admit I found it hard to look away. A rather stunning video. I almost forgot how hot it was…

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Dude with ENORMOUS Penis falls asleep on Subway, Pops a Boner.


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video was deleted or hidden… don’t worry, I grabbed a still…


Can I just say how much I freaking love spandex pants?

Also, people… LANDSCAPE.

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This isn’t disturbing AT ALL


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A mortifying video of watching silicone sex dolls being manufactured.

While it’s fascinating to watch and see how it’s all done, in the end it gives you a rather necrophiliac feeling in your gut to know that while they look very… real-ish, there are men who are going to have sex with them.


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