I don’t know how to break this down other than the Duo that brought us “#SELFIE”, the most loathsome novelty hit since “Short Dick Man” is back with a surprisingly un-horrible song “Something Just Like This.” The original version is done as a co-performance with Coldplay (whom I can’t listen to anymore because they make me think of Gwyneth Paltrow taking a shit for some reason), but this is the dirty gay parody version. Which… hey, it’s actually pretty cute, so I won’t dump on it.
OK so… the big joke is that The Chainsmokers themselves have nothing to do with this. This is just Reese Rideout and Health and Fitness author singing it themselves… which is again.. surprisingly good and while there’s maybe a touch of auto-tune in there, at least they haven’t done the full Britney version on this.
The video features simulated (we assume) gay sex featuring former Randy Blue star Reese Rideout. Of course all the nasty bits are blocked out with lightning blots and… stuff, but in the comments section of the Youtube video, they link to a “Non-censored version” which you can buy for a whopping $125. Yes, if you haven’t already seen Reese Rideout have gay sex more than enough already, thank you, you can see him naked again.
Here’s a clip if you forget…